Now there's a poser ?? And is it true???
This train of thought started as I checked out some of my older posts and I realised that I'd actually said that 2 issues of MW on the trot were rather good both 369 and 370 had Big Andy's approval.
As I've said before I've lambasted Henry in the past for issues I considered less than splendid so it behoves me to do the opposite when" the boy done good "
I do find it fascinating though that others consider these issues below par- but mostly avoid saying why other than "its dull no pictures"- paraphrased from a comment of Steve-the-wargamers blog which is a tad harsh and Fritz's comment that he seems to like mags I pan and visa-versa which at least has the advantage of being amusing.
Some chaps do seem to have bother articulating why they dislike something That old circular argument I hate it cos I hate it . Reminds me of a time at Newark show few years back when this ill- mannered oaf comes up to the stand
"Let me see your War of 1812 "
So I gets him some out and he peers at them then says
"I don't like Old Glory"
More Peering
" They are Anatomically In correct and that is my Personal Opinion "
And Yes he did Emphasise the CAPITALS
So -I not liking his boorishness and the Devil seizing hold of my toe, gave a steely glance up and down his overly short and rotund frame and says sweetly
"Compared to What !"
The point of course is that this fellow- who I believe ran some minor rules outfit or other thought his "Personal Opinion" was the word of God - without any kind of evidence- did he show me Leonardo's Golden section or a Giotto drawing No Gainsborough sketch - nary a smidgin , a soupcon of (for transatlantic readers ) Frederick Remington or Howard Pyle. No nothing, simply a Personal Opinion.
Now again in the great scheme of things this matters rather less than the price of my wife's next pair of Jimmy Choos but having said that surely there is need for some intellectual rigour within our ranks- it's what separates us from the workshop drones ( BUT there is an argument to suggest that they have an intellectual rigour of their own- theirr "Universe" does have a consistant logic - however nasty ). You know the ones who argue about a Games Workshop bolter having a recoil or not or shout "They didn't do that in the 41st Century (and yes gentle reader I've been present at both of those altercations(and other similar asinine variants) and in both cases my peals of unkind laughter were unrestrained.
These days we are supposed to accept that within our hobby there is no essential difference between one who does his reading and plays his historically based games- at whatever level and some dweeb who simply parasitically feeds on anothers imaginings as " its all just gaming innit" and just gets them out of a box and rolls dice.. All one big happy hobby with no separation of thought or knowledge as bland and uninteresting as the as a busload of accountants on a trip to an office supplies convention..
I beg to differ.
It is the very differences that make this hobby so fascinating. There was a time when the public face of our hobby- Show , book and magazines was very diverse indeed this is no longer quite the case- . And yes most of this is about "public face" what Dudes do in private is entirely their own affiar .... also I'm coming to believe that there really is a disconnect between the "public face" which includes many of the larger " Games Companies" and some of the magazine content and what actually happensd in the Clubs and wargames rooms all over Wargamesland. Of course any Games Company wants to sell its games- so fewer is best - you sell more of each that way and its less bother for a larger margin.
One thing that I haven't seen ttouched upon is the fact that "non- historical gaming" is now much larger than the historical side-(and I'm talking non GW here) just look at the number of Kickstarter projects involving Zombies or similar silliness- and that a good 50% of the traders and games at Salute will be "non GW-NON -historical" yet the various sub-genres between them can't support their own glossy magazine not even one .
I am forced to wonder why this is.
Indeed we of the historical bent are told all non- historicals together are " just another period" which I, as an occisional Sci- Fi player, find a tad misleading to say the least likewise if I wanted Horror or non GW fantasy- there is plenty of choice out there but nothing seems to pull it together. Frankly I'd like to see a non- historical gaming glossy- perhaps like RPI of the 80s or the one off issue of Dark Horizons that MW did a couple of years back- something to pull all the disparate threads of the various Fantasy and Sci-fi sub genres together- I'd even read it sometimes.
However now that we seem to have established that actual real battles have little or nothing to do with this hobby (see my 2 previous posts and comments) I begin to wonder what the bloggers think it is all about and I don't just mean a glib reply using the F-word. In theory it should mean different things to different people but I'm wondering if the constant commercial effort of Games companies to "dumb down" and "blandify" is having more of an effect on the bloggersphere than it is on the grass roots.
Having said that- and playing Devils advocate to my own argument I also wonder if these same efforts ARE having and effect on the grass roots. I've no actual proof as the chaps I know all seem to be of the more traditional wargaming view rather than the "gamin' innit" persuasion. Though I do know a fine painter who sometimes seems to be less than impressed by the fact that a good number of his customers expect HIM to know more about the rules THEY expect to use for their games than they do which must be a bit exasperating
Picture the conversation
Customer "paint me a unit for Wundarules version 69 army list 45.2 "
Painter "and which one is that sir"
Customer "What !! you mean I'm expected to know things - actually in my own brain OOOH "
As regular readers may be aware I've had the same conversation with the Idiot book brigade on numerous occaisionsso its not at all unusual merely a bit of a pity that chaps CHOOSE not to think about what they do and seemingly prefer to be thick... That some at least seem to have de-evolved (devolved?) to the level of children playing snakes and ladders seems to be apparent . I've even had a conversation with a somewhat hysterical chap in one of the Linked-in groups maintained that wargaming was about selling lots of toy soldiers (product was his term) and was in no way any kind of intellectual excercise- he seemed to infer that the target market should be children - Well no I think not. As an adult I have "put away childish things"- well mostly anyway and have no desire to return there for a hobby or more especially be led there by the "Games Corporate Dudes" who think they can sell me any kind of lightweight twaddle and I'll accept it because its in a pretty box..
So to answer my own poser... well sort of yes and no... maybe ... sometimmes- more than they used to be...
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Friday, 14 February 2014
Saturday, 8 February 2014
Thought experiment- a Continuation
Following on from the Thought Experiment post and some of the comment made. I begin to wonder if many of the more vociferous amongst us are actually interested in battles and Military History at all.
There are ,as Robbie Roddis comments ,still plenty of blokes who research their battles- any half decent show tells you that ,despite the numerous ficticious games, you still see plenty of "refights" but still thinking without the use of books I keep coming up with battles great and small that I can't recall ever seeing in a glossy. Most of these are fairly well known to Military historians
Bannockburn- Scotland greatest victory come to think of it I've never seen it done as a demo either but surely it has beem.
Nevilles Cross - I've refought Nevilles Cross at least twice when I had lots of Medievals
Dupplin Moor
Homildon Hill
Halidon Hill
Stirling Bridge- again you'd have thought this one would have turned up after that godawful Gibson Movie
Otterburn- I know Dave Huntley-Sheepman- has a collection for this campaign but again I can't recall it ever appearing in a glossy - Mil-mod maybe as a Battles then and now but not a wargames mag.
Also there is the not entirely irrelevant point that real battles provide scenarios for ficticious games Anyone remeber Andy Callans article disguised Scenarios or Conrad Kinch column in the most recent MW. Surely a real scenario is far far better than some "Command Challenge or Table top teaser"- where do you think those authors pinched the idea from in the first place? That even goes for the Fantasy and Sci-fi players many of whose source writers pinch their ideas from real events.So why this antipathy to real battles and real history .
I seem to remember in the 80 and 90s there was a trend towards the obscure battles and campaigns - so much so that these once forgotten are now no longer so - The Maori Wars , Cape Frontier Wars, More obscure bits of WW2 such as Eritrea Spanish Civil War and these only are the ones I remember- wargames mags gave us the intial wherewithall to get into these more obscure campaigns- showing the way so to speak , this is now rarely the case yet there are plenty out there who are comparatively new to this. Are they so in thrall to the "Corporate Dudes" of the "Army List and Vacant stare" brigade that the simply don't want to think outside their little box?. I really don't think so but there does now appear to be an element of that in the public face of our hobby - or perhaps I should say the commercial face. This might sound odd coming from a bloke who makes his living at this but I sell toy/ model soldiers NOT games. Military history is an integral part of what I do.. I think I've shown that there are plenty of obscure battles and a good few not so obscure but the outcry against "retread history" is now so loud I'm led to wonder if an editor would dare publish articles on mere battles after all what have battles got to do with wargaming
There are ,as Robbie Roddis comments ,still plenty of blokes who research their battles- any half decent show tells you that ,despite the numerous ficticious games, you still see plenty of "refights" but still thinking without the use of books I keep coming up with battles great and small that I can't recall ever seeing in a glossy. Most of these are fairly well known to Military historians
| Her is Boney on his camel in Egypt another campaign I can't remeber being featured in a mag- though I sort of remember Stuart Asquith doing something. |
Bannockburn- Scotland greatest victory come to think of it I've never seen it done as a demo either but surely it has beem.
Nevilles Cross - I've refought Nevilles Cross at least twice when I had lots of Medievals
Dupplin Moor
Homildon Hill
Halidon Hill
| Sikh Ghorracharra- Irregular Cavalry- some Sikh Wars battles have featured in the glossies- but not all . |
Stirling Bridge- again you'd have thought this one would have turned up after that godawful Gibson Movie
Otterburn- I know Dave Huntley-Sheepman- has a collection for this campaign but again I can't recall it ever appearing in a glossy - Mil-mod maybe as a Battles then and now but not a wargames mag.
Also there is the not entirely irrelevant point that real battles provide scenarios for ficticious games Anyone remeber Andy Callans article disguised Scenarios or Conrad Kinch column in the most recent MW. Surely a real scenario is far far better than some "Command Challenge or Table top teaser"- where do you think those authors pinched the idea from in the first place? That even goes for the Fantasy and Sci-fi players many of whose source writers pinch their ideas from real events.So why this antipathy to real battles and real history .
| 28mm Modern Brits from the Brooks mins range. Only put in because I like them. |
I seem to remember in the 80 and 90s there was a trend towards the obscure battles and campaigns - so much so that these once forgotten are now no longer so - The Maori Wars , Cape Frontier Wars, More obscure bits of WW2 such as Eritrea Spanish Civil War and these only are the ones I remember- wargames mags gave us the intial wherewithall to get into these more obscure campaigns- showing the way so to speak , this is now rarely the case yet there are plenty out there who are comparatively new to this. Are they so in thrall to the "Corporate Dudes" of the "Army List and Vacant stare" brigade that the simply don't want to think outside their little box?. I really don't think so but there does now appear to be an element of that in the public face of our hobby - or perhaps I should say the commercial face. This might sound odd coming from a bloke who makes his living at this but I sell toy/ model soldiers NOT games. Military history is an integral part of what I do.. I think I've shown that there are plenty of obscure battles and a good few not so obscure but the outcry against "retread history" is now so loud I'm led to wonder if an editor would dare publish articles on mere battles after all what have battles got to do with wargaming
Wednesday, 5 February 2014
Thought Experiment
I've commented previously on the relastive narrowness of the current crop of Glossies compared to formerly and Robbie Roddiss opined that he thought every battle had been cobered at least one by one or another of the mags. Me I'm not sure, there are buckets of battles never covered for one reason or another so withoput resorting to books or any kind of technology other than my brain here is a list of battles and fights that I can't recall ever being in opne of the mainstream Glossies.Though some- especially the Medieval ones may have appeared in specialist journals such as Hobilar.
Battle of Gelt beck 1571- in Cumbria Leannard Dacres Rising.
Wagon Box Fight- Plains wars - can't recall the date,
Battle of Dranesville- ACW- I've done this as a demo way way back
Big Bethel- another small ACW action
Lincelles- 1792 Flanders Campaign - Its on the Grenadier Guards Colours
Battle of Muret- Albignsian Crusade 1215 ish
Battle of Shrewsbury 1402- Not sure about this one- I know I've refought it at least once and I seem to recal it may have appeared in PW .
Cravant- later Hundred years War. Though I have seen it as a demo By the Land L soc I think
Agincourt- has this ever appeared I don't know I can't recall it ever doing so .
Nicopolis- 1396 ish
Crossbarry and Kilmichael- 2 actions of the Irish War of Independence
Piltown- Ireland Wars of the Roses
Knockdoe- also Ireland 1502 ish
Ancrum Moor 1547- surely a must for Scottish gamers - ya beat the Basta' English !
Most of the battles of Tyrones rebellion- or Nine years War- Elizebethan Ireland though the last battle Kinsale may have appeared..
Palo Alto - Mex- Am War
San Jacinto Tex- Mex
Goliad Tex Mex
Megray Hill - 1639 Bishops War - well ECW in Scotland then
There are also buckets of small ECW battles- eminently fightable- how about the Battle of Surbiton for one. or Wigan lane or Corbridge or Tadcaster- which I've seen done as a demo game.
Battle of Mentana 186- something Palpal forces and French troops defeat Garabaldi
There was a lot of fighting in 1848-9 in Northen Italy and Hungary between the Austrians and everyone else- and unusally for the 19th century the Austrians won
I'm not altogether convinced that any of the major HYW set pieces have appeared though doubtless some have. I'm deliberaterly NOT referring to any books or journals the whole point of this is to do it from memeory. I suspect that with the current primacy of Idiot books and Gamin' Innit then actual battles are of less interest than they used to be.After all these days it has to be a "good Game"- whatever that means- but surely thats the job of the Umpire/Gamesmaster or whoever organises it.
What surprises me these days is the narrowness of historical span . There really does seem to have been a narrowing of interest in some respects as regards magazine articles and books . I have no idea why this should be as . I still sell stuff in all sorts of periods I'm beginning seriously to think that there really is a diversion between the Grass roots who buy the stuff and the "names" who publish the showing off books . I wonder if "Been there, Done that" is having an effect-can't see why or there wouldn't be the endless stream WW2 stuff out there.
Perhaps other chaps can add to this list.
Later .... the following day I wonder if its a combination of accessability and laziness. There has been a narrowing of periods at some shows too Demo games seem to be often a bit on the strange side now. Lots of assorted WW2 often very pretty but a bit samey. I'm not sure if this is just but more games do seem to be "xorporate" games than used to be.
| Some of my Wars of the Roses looking for a battle they haven't yet fought |
Battle of Gelt beck 1571- in Cumbria Leannard Dacres Rising.
Wagon Box Fight- Plains wars - can't recall the date,
Battle of Dranesville- ACW- I've done this as a demo way way back
Big Bethel- another small ACW action
Lincelles- 1792 Flanders Campaign - Its on the Grenadier Guards Colours
Battle of Muret- Albignsian Crusade 1215 ish
Battle of Shrewsbury 1402- Not sure about this one- I know I've refought it at least once and I seem to recal it may have appeared in PW .
Cravant- later Hundred years War. Though I have seen it as a demo By the Land L soc I think
Agincourt- has this ever appeared I don't know I can't recall it ever doing so .
Nicopolis- 1396 ish
Crossbarry and Kilmichael- 2 actions of the Irish War of Independence
Piltown- Ireland Wars of the Roses
Knockdoe- also Ireland 1502 ish
Ancrum Moor 1547- surely a must for Scottish gamers - ya beat the Basta' English !
Most of the battles of Tyrones rebellion- or Nine years War- Elizebethan Ireland though the last battle Kinsale may have appeared..
Palo Alto - Mex- Am War
San Jacinto Tex- Mex
Goliad Tex Mex
Megray Hill - 1639 Bishops War - well ECW in Scotland then
There are also buckets of small ECW battles- eminently fightable- how about the Battle of Surbiton for one. or Wigan lane or Corbridge or Tadcaster- which I've seen done as a demo game.
Battle of Mentana 186- something Palpal forces and French troops defeat Garabaldi
There was a lot of fighting in 1848-9 in Northen Italy and Hungary between the Austrians and everyone else- and unusally for the 19th century the Austrians won
I'm not altogether convinced that any of the major HYW set pieces have appeared though doubtless some have. I'm deliberaterly NOT referring to any books or journals the whole point of this is to do it from memeory. I suspect that with the current primacy of Idiot books and Gamin' Innit then actual battles are of less interest than they used to be.After all these days it has to be a "good Game"- whatever that means- but surely thats the job of the Umpire/Gamesmaster or whoever organises it.
What surprises me these days is the narrowness of historical span . There really does seem to have been a narrowing of interest in some respects as regards magazine articles and books . I have no idea why this should be as . I still sell stuff in all sorts of periods I'm beginning seriously to think that there really is a diversion between the Grass roots who buy the stuff and the "names" who publish the showing off books . I wonder if "Been there, Done that" is having an effect-can't see why or there wouldn't be the endless stream WW2 stuff out there.
Perhaps other chaps can add to this list.
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| 40mm Zulu War Brits- but equally they could fight the Xhosa a year or two earlier but would anyone notice... |
Sunday, 26 January 2014
What ... W... wargamers Want. ????
Several years ago Mel Gibson of movie fame starred in a rom-com fanstay where after he took a knock on the head could hear the thoughts of women unbeknown to them.
Now given the ongoing rumbling debate on sundry blogs about the content or lack thereof of the glossies one wonders if such a majical occourance were to happen to Henry or Guy and they could magically hear the thoughts of Wargamers what would be the result .
So in order to help these poor benighted souls. I thought in a spirit of pure selfless purity !!!!!!!
I'd put down - culled from various blog comments on this and other blogs what chaps DON'T want in a wargames mag- surely much much easier to decide than what they DO want.
No History
no battle reports
no reviews
no articles about personalities
no articles on modelling or making stuff
no fantasy or sci-fi
no articles or pieces about the state of the hobby
no opinion pieces
thie rsult would be a pretty thin mag with a pretty thin readership.
We can't seen to get away from the circular argument
"I don't like this its rubbish"
Why is it Rubbish?"
Becasue I don't like it"
Perhaps its time to paraphrase
"You can please some of the Wargamners all of the time and all of the Wargamers some of the time but you CAN'T please all of the Wargamers all of the time."
Now as it happens this debate has somewhat changed my views on the glossy magazines - so 1 positve effect a least. I'm still not an uncritical fan but I'd say that given the pure bloody- minded narrowness of some Wargamers within our broad church- and is that a contradiction ? No probably not .
An old case in point.
Terry (alas no longer with us) was a rock musician - he'd played with the Strawbs and the Alex Harvey band amongst others- had his own recording label and studioand did a lot of session work when I knew him but was fascinated by the Zulu war- I got him some figures and he started diorama building - became a pretty fine painter. So one day there he is in Smiths checking out the magazines - another chap come up and Terry asks for advice- this bloke says he's into Napoleonic so Terry- still a newbie remember says he into the Zulu War- This bloke sniff- looks down his nose and says "Small and uninteresting " and stalks off leaving Terry nonplussed and seething . I appeared at this point I've cut out Terry's expletives regarding snotty nosed snobbish b***** from the narrative
Now over the years variants of that have become not-uncommon.and in some areas its getting worse..
"I only play Wundarules version 6.9 using Exspensicast 32mm figures all others are untermenschen"
So I'm becoming a little less critial as I see the overwhelming tide of negativity in some of the bloggersphere - of which I've been a part- I must do better thinks I . After all we are comparativly few in number we bloggers- compared to the chaps who buy - well My stuff - let alone others and just bloody well get on with it...
The job of magazine editor in todays instant access world is not one I'd relish
Now given the ongoing rumbling debate on sundry blogs about the content or lack thereof of the glossies one wonders if such a majical occourance were to happen to Henry or Guy and they could magically hear the thoughts of Wargamers what would be the result .
.............................................................................................................................................!!!!!!!
So in order to help these poor benighted souls. I thought in a spirit of pure selfless purity !!!!!!!
I'd put down - culled from various blog comments on this and other blogs what chaps DON'T want in a wargames mag- surely much much easier to decide than what they DO want.
No History
no battle reports
no reviews
no articles about personalities
no articles on modelling or making stuff
no fantasy or sci-fi
no articles or pieces about the state of the hobby
no opinion pieces
| Holmes and Watson looking for a Wargmes mag after the bloggersphere thought police have been past ! |
thie rsult would be a pretty thin mag with a pretty thin readership.
We can't seen to get away from the circular argument
"I don't like this its rubbish"
Why is it Rubbish?"
Becasue I don't like it"
Perhaps its time to paraphrase
P.T.Barnum
"You can please some of the Wargamners all of the time and all of the Wargamers some of the time but you CAN'T please all of the Wargamers all of the time."
Now as it happens this debate has somewhat changed my views on the glossy magazines - so 1 positve effect a least. I'm still not an uncritical fan but I'd say that given the pure bloody- minded narrowness of some Wargamers within our broad church- and is that a contradiction ? No probably not .
An old case in point.
Terry (alas no longer with us) was a rock musician - he'd played with the Strawbs and the Alex Harvey band amongst others- had his own recording label and studioand did a lot of session work when I knew him but was fascinated by the Zulu war- I got him some figures and he started diorama building - became a pretty fine painter. So one day there he is in Smiths checking out the magazines - another chap come up and Terry asks for advice- this bloke says he's into Napoleonic so Terry- still a newbie remember says he into the Zulu War- This bloke sniff- looks down his nose and says "Small and uninteresting " and stalks off leaving Terry nonplussed and seething . I appeared at this point I've cut out Terry's expletives regarding snotty nosed snobbish b***** from the narrative
Now over the years variants of that have become not-uncommon.and in some areas its getting worse..
"I only play Wundarules version 6.9 using Exspensicast 32mm figures all others are untermenschen"
So I'm becoming a little less critial as I see the overwhelming tide of negativity in some of the bloggersphere - of which I've been a part- I must do better thinks I . After all we are comparativly few in number we bloggers- compared to the chaps who buy - well My stuff - let alone others and just bloody well get on with it...
The job of magazine editor in todays instant access world is not one I'd relish
Thursday, 23 January 2014
MW370- Nice one Henry
A couple of copies of MW370 dropped on the mat a couple of hours ago and it has some good stuff in it.
Larely pre-gunpowder there are articles on the Rise of Macedon- a Campaign game this and a bit of a "what if" - and worth a look despite is DBA(dead boring ancients) bias it still has some useful ideas hidden in there. despite the authors remark that if you are not using DBA you'll need to use Army lists appropriate to the rules you ARE using (Idiot books rule OK obviously)
. The continuing series on the Mongols reaches Khalka- which was a right barney with the Russians coming second- of course I' biased here as OG do a well tasty "Mongols in Europe " range which covers most of these armies- I await the bits on the Battles of Mohi and Liegnitz with interest.
Robbie Roddis is in there too- His and Paul Stevensons interview with Charlie Wesencraft is worth a read. Now I'll not comment further as I know all of the participants here so read it for yourselves its worth the cover price alone.
A nice piece on using Spanish Napoleonic armies also appears- I think perhaps the author is a bit too pro-French - ascribing them manovre abilities which they didn't always posess but its nice to see the hugely over maligned Spanish getting an airing - After all they never stopped fighting from 1808- 1813 they always had armies in the field unlike the Austrians and Prussians who packed it in after Boney beat them up.I even ended up reading that article twice- something I can't remember doing for years.
There is also a piece on the Norman invasion of England- which has always been a favoured period of mine. I've had at least 3 Norman armies through my hands over the years and have always liked the period and have several of the early sources- well Translations anyhow in my library
So as you might realise I read this with care. What the article actually was was a set of simple rules and army list (Gawdamighty!!!) purporting to be for the 1066 campaign. Now the rules might work pretty well- if a bit simplistically but the Army lists had been culled from other equally inaccurate army lists rather than the sources. Why,I ask, do the Saxons have Guard Housecarles and Housecarles? The Vikings berserker UNITS !!!and units of "Thralls"- why would they be brought to England even assuming that they would fight? . Why when there is no real evidence are ther "Breton Light Cavalry"- with an abitlity to Skirmish in the Norman lists- also a provision for "Javelin armed skirmish infantry- loads of them on the Tapestry I'm sure.
This used to be quite common - there was an assumtion that unarmoured "servientes" or sergreants fought differently from the Knights .
No what we have here is another version of making history fit my rules .
Mind you thats not the Editors fault and the article was well writtenand I suspect the game as a game would be OK toplay once or twice- the card activation system looked fine its just that the history was twaddle
Larely pre-gunpowder there are articles on the Rise of Macedon- a Campaign game this and a bit of a "what if" - and worth a look despite is DBA(dead boring ancients) bias it still has some useful ideas hidden in there. despite the authors remark that if you are not using DBA you'll need to use Army lists appropriate to the rules you ARE using (Idiot books rule OK obviously)
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| 40mm Normans having a bash at some Saxon Sash and Saber figs . |
Robbie Roddis is in there too- His and Paul Stevensons interview with Charlie Wesencraft is worth a read. Now I'll not comment further as I know all of the participants here so read it for yourselves its worth the cover price alone.
A nice piece on using Spanish Napoleonic armies also appears- I think perhaps the author is a bit too pro-French - ascribing them manovre abilities which they didn't always posess but its nice to see the hugely over maligned Spanish getting an airing - After all they never stopped fighting from 1808- 1813 they always had armies in the field unlike the Austrians and Prussians who packed it in after Boney beat them up.I even ended up reading that article twice- something I can't remember doing for years.
There is also a piece on the Norman invasion of England- which has always been a favoured period of mine. I've had at least 3 Norman armies through my hands over the years and have always liked the period and have several of the early sources- well Translations anyhow in my library
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| My 40mm Vikings- see any thralls or berserker units... I think not. |
So as you might realise I read this with care. What the article actually was was a set of simple rules and army list (Gawdamighty!!!) purporting to be for the 1066 campaign. Now the rules might work pretty well- if a bit simplistically but the Army lists had been culled from other equally inaccurate army lists rather than the sources. Why,I ask, do the Saxons have Guard Housecarles and Housecarles? The Vikings berserker UNITS !!!and units of "Thralls"- why would they be brought to England even assuming that they would fight? . Why when there is no real evidence are ther "Breton Light Cavalry"- with an abitlity to Skirmish in the Norman lists- also a provision for "Javelin armed skirmish infantry- loads of them on the Tapestry I'm sure.
This used to be quite common - there was an assumtion that unarmoured "servientes" or sergreants fought differently from the Knights .
| Sash and Saber 40mm Duke William- Doubtless wondering where his mythical Breton Light Cavalry have got to. |
Mind you thats not the Editors fault and the article was well writtenand I suspect the game as a game would be OK toplay once or twice- the card activation system looked fine its just that the history was twaddle
Wednesday, 15 January 2014
This Obcession with rules.
When it comes to this hobby of ours with all its various facets and myriad little companies producing oodles of stuff for the supposed cognoscenti you do wonder- when you've been at it as long as me- how much the "mainstream" has changed over the years or perhaps how I have changed as I interact with various wargamers in various parts oft he world. - mostly I suspect its a bit of both.
Over the years I've played a lot of different rules in different periods. I own some sets I've never yet played- and possibly never will.
So in part to set my own thoughts in order here are all the sets I can remember owning or playing., Those I have used in the last couple of years or still do play are in bold those I have never actually played are in italics
Featherstone Ancient Horse and Musket and WW2 Lionel Tarr WW2 Iszwaco WW2 (spelt wrongly) Spearhead WW2 Command Decision WW2 versions 2 and 3 London Wargames section Napoleonic Grand Manner, Empire, General de Brigade,WRG 1685-1845 Charles Grant 18th cent, Charge, Age of Reason ,Age of Discovery, Forlorn Hope , File leader WRG Rennaissence - 1st and 2nd eds British Grenadier. Lance, Tercio, WRG ancients 5 th 6 th eds Tactica Ancients Tactica Medievals Fog, WHAB WhabECW Fog R Combined Arms , Over the Top Contemptible Little Armies Black Powder. Beer and Pretzels Ironclads, Beer and Pretzels Skirmish, Volley and Bayonet, RevengeMedieval Fire and Fury Airfix ACW Sons of the Desert, Warpaint, Katana Fog Napoleonic . War and Conquest(ancients set) DBA,DBM,DBR (I don't own sets of the DBs but have played and hated them )
This list doesn't include rules I've only played the odd time or two such as Rapid Fire(godawful) FOW (more Godawful) or the various Role playing games I tried in the 70s such as Traveller and of course D and D and many of its spin offs. Needless to say there will be some I have forgotten completely .
This list only represents I should estimate significantly less than 10% of the rules available to us both in and out of print
The point here is that the above is only as complete as my memory and doesn't include a couple of sets I wrote myself - A Dark Ages Set and ACW set and a set designed for 40mm company/battalion level games.
What it indicates to me is the deep level of dissatisfaction I have with many with rules in general.
Of course the level of dissatisfaction will depend upon what I'm after in any given set of rules.. There is no such thing as the perfect set of rules but equally any sets have something to teach us- even if its only how not to do stuff.
Now over the years I've heard many opinions on what makes a decent ruleset and often the opinions are to me at least a little weird- Its that circular conversation again
"I don't like these they are rubbish"
"Why are they rubbish"
"Because I don't like them"
The number of variations of this conversation I've had is legion.
"Why do you like these "
Cos I can win using them
"But they are historical nonsense- for- list reasons"
" I don't care I win with them "
That conversation is more rare but has happened more than once- most often when a chap is ordering a deeply unhistorical army which conforms to some loophole in an army list.
This last is a relatively recent phenomenon. probably only coming to the fore in the last 15 years or so outside of the competition arena where it has up to a point always existed but then tended to pertain to army lists rather than the relatively small numbers of rulesets then available..
There are other criteria I hear more these days than formerly
These are simple
These are FUN (there is that word again and always in bloody capitals)
I can finish a game in under an hour ? 2 hours ? 15minutes ?(delete as appropriate)
Very rarely indeed do I hear I like these because they are accurate (list reasons).- I can only think of a couple of times when this has happened in the last few years. Once from a FOG player and one from a Pike and Shotte player- both were able to illustrate their reasons so it wasn't the usual case as illustrated above. .
Its as if the gap between Wargames Rules and their Historical roots is ever widening. the idea niow seems to be to produce yet another FUN fantasy game in vaguely historical trousers Now for myself my criteria for any given set of rules is pretty simple
1/. "Could it have worked that way back then"
2/."Will it look nice on the table"
3/.do they fit the period they are supposed to.
(this is not quite the same as point1/. since I've often found myself using rules for 1 period that were written for another or sets that were "ERA" sets for only a small period of that ERA- most obviously WHAB for Feudal games - where they sort of worked but not for Classical games where IMHO they did not
These are the major points in order of importance other criteria will include
If I'm using the set for 25mm or larger then I want casualty removal and unit detail
this will not be needed for 15mm or smaller or for higher levels of command- such as say a Volley and Bayonet FPW game
I hate "set unit size" rules for battalion level games. Real battalions were different strengths at different times. All you have to do is read unit and campaign histories to work that out. So those rules which tell you that a unit is 6 "stands" all infantry units are 12 figures - well no not for me Especially if the gamesystem relies on those set unit sizes to function (AOR advises set unit sizes BUT(big but) the system is figure based so any size unit works AOR is a very flexible system.) One could wish that other systems were as flexible
As a general rule it always seems to me that the further up the chain of command you go- and by implication (but not always) down the scales the n the more anonymous the units become. Thus in standard Fire and fury the 69NY are not a unit but are merely part of a numbered brigade with a name label and a few stats scrawled on it.
Now this is where personal taste come in as a general rule I'm far more interested in the doings of an individual name model of a historical regiment than those of "the 3rd game counter from the left"
Rles after all are merely tools to be used as desired they are not Holy Writ . Exsperience tells me that- in some periods at least I have more knowledge than the rules writers. I don't want a set that puts smarmy games mechanisms before the History and further I'd opine that many many rules are only fit for hanging on that nail in the smallest room.
Over the years I've played a lot of different rules in different periods. I own some sets I've never yet played- and possibly never will.
So in part to set my own thoughts in order here are all the sets I can remember owning or playing., Those I have used in the last couple of years or still do play are in bold those I have never actually played are in italics
Featherstone Ancient Horse and Musket and WW2 Lionel Tarr WW2 Iszwaco WW2 (spelt wrongly) Spearhead WW2 Command Decision WW2 versions 2 and 3 London Wargames section Napoleonic Grand Manner, Empire, General de Brigade,WRG 1685-1845 Charles Grant 18th cent, Charge, Age of Reason ,Age of Discovery, Forlorn Hope , File leader WRG Rennaissence - 1st and 2nd eds British Grenadier. Lance, Tercio, WRG ancients 5 th 6 th eds Tactica Ancients Tactica Medievals Fog, WHAB WhabECW Fog R Combined Arms , Over the Top Contemptible Little Armies Black Powder. Beer and Pretzels Ironclads, Beer and Pretzels Skirmish, Volley and Bayonet, RevengeMedieval Fire and Fury Airfix ACW Sons of the Desert, Warpaint, Katana Fog Napoleonic . War and Conquest(ancients set) DBA,DBM,DBR (I don't own sets of the DBs but have played and hated them )
This list doesn't include rules I've only played the odd time or two such as Rapid Fire(godawful) FOW (more Godawful) or the various Role playing games I tried in the 70s such as Traveller and of course D and D and many of its spin offs. Needless to say there will be some I have forgotten completely .
This list only represents I should estimate significantly less than 10% of the rules available to us both in and out of print
The point here is that the above is only as complete as my memory and doesn't include a couple of sets I wrote myself - A Dark Ages Set and ACW set and a set designed for 40mm company/battalion level games.
What it indicates to me is the deep level of dissatisfaction I have with many with rules in general.
Of course the level of dissatisfaction will depend upon what I'm after in any given set of rules.. There is no such thing as the perfect set of rules but equally any sets have something to teach us- even if its only how not to do stuff.
Now over the years I've heard many opinions on what makes a decent ruleset and often the opinions are to me at least a little weird- Its that circular conversation again
"I don't like these they are rubbish"
"Why are they rubbish"
"Because I don't like them"
The number of variations of this conversation I've had is legion.
"Why do you like these "
Cos I can win using them
"But they are historical nonsense- for- list reasons"
" I don't care I win with them "
That conversation is more rare but has happened more than once- most often when a chap is ordering a deeply unhistorical army which conforms to some loophole in an army list.
This last is a relatively recent phenomenon. probably only coming to the fore in the last 15 years or so outside of the competition arena where it has up to a point always existed but then tended to pertain to army lists rather than the relatively small numbers of rulesets then available..
There are other criteria I hear more these days than formerly
These are simple
These are FUN (there is that word again and always in bloody capitals)
I can finish a game in under an hour ? 2 hours ? 15minutes ?(delete as appropriate)
Very rarely indeed do I hear I like these because they are accurate (list reasons).- I can only think of a couple of times when this has happened in the last few years. Once from a FOG player and one from a Pike and Shotte player- both were able to illustrate their reasons so it wasn't the usual case as illustrated above. .
Its as if the gap between Wargames Rules and their Historical roots is ever widening. the idea niow seems to be to produce yet another FUN fantasy game in vaguely historical trousers Now for myself my criteria for any given set of rules is pretty simple
1/. "Could it have worked that way back then"
2/."Will it look nice on the table"
3/.do they fit the period they are supposed to.
(this is not quite the same as point1/. since I've often found myself using rules for 1 period that were written for another or sets that were "ERA" sets for only a small period of that ERA- most obviously WHAB for Feudal games - where they sort of worked but not for Classical games where IMHO they did not
These are the major points in order of importance other criteria will include
If I'm using the set for 25mm or larger then I want casualty removal and unit detail
this will not be needed for 15mm or smaller or for higher levels of command- such as say a Volley and Bayonet FPW game
| 15mm Malburians. I don't want figure removal in this small scale- the units would be comparatively anonymous |
I hate "set unit size" rules for battalion level games. Real battalions were different strengths at different times. All you have to do is read unit and campaign histories to work that out. So those rules which tell you that a unit is 6 "stands" all infantry units are 12 figures - well no not for me Especially if the gamesystem relies on those set unit sizes to function (AOR advises set unit sizes BUT(big but) the system is figure based so any size unit works AOR is a very flexible system.) One could wish that other systems were as flexible
As a general rule it always seems to me that the further up the chain of command you go- and by implication (but not always) down the scales the n the more anonymous the units become. Thus in standard Fire and fury the 69NY are not a unit but are merely part of a numbered brigade with a name label and a few stats scrawled on it.
Now this is where personal taste come in as a general rule I'm far more interested in the doings of an individual name model of a historical regiment than those of "the 3rd game counter from the left"
Rles after all are merely tools to be used as desired they are not Holy Writ . Exsperience tells me that- in some periods at least I have more knowledge than the rules writers. I don't want a set that puts smarmy games mechanisms before the History and further I'd opine that many many rules are only fit for hanging on that nail in the smallest room.
Thursday, 2 January 2014
Transitory Fame!!!!
Recently Robbie Roddiss on his blog opined that it would be nice if the mags took more notice of "Ordinary" wargamers- point8 in his What do we want from a Wargames Mag post.
Frankly I couldn't agree more I know a good few chaps and groups who without a shitpot of cash to throw at the job have produced some cracking games and have fine collections mostly or indeed entirely through their own efforts rather than just ordering it done and then taking the credit or being a commercial outfit and again just ordering it done and taking the credit.
Now my own postion is between two fires as it were but at various times I've done several of these "interviews" and to be honest they can be a bit of a 2 edged sword if you are not careful.
Most recently I did one for an American website who couldn't get it out of his head that I wasn't a "Games Designer" and couldn't really understnad that the soldiers were not solely games markers for some Game I wished to promote... nuff siad.
I did 2 "Interviews" for MW under the previous Editor both were more commercial in nature- one looked at my casting process the other was a sort of History of OGUK but had a good bit of my personal Wargames vies in it
Further back in the 90s I did 2 distinct pieces for Military Iluustrated (a Mag that at its best beat the crap out of all the rest) One on "My Favourite Battle- I chose Edgehill- and another again on the Genesis of Old Glory .
The point here is that you have to be careful- it depends upon the questions. I remember being asked by a Yorkshire TV reporter why all the people at a show (Elvington I think) were male this at the height of PC My answer BTW was something about "Women mostly not being that intrested in Military History but there was no possible objection if they were"-an answer I still stand by incidentally.
So if any aspiring article wrier out ther wants to give such a thing a shot- you listening Robbie??
Here is my personal list of chaps or clubs who fit the bill.
In no order and all of these lads are known to me personally all are Friends so this list is entirely personal
The"Like A stonewall" group based around Mansfield in Notts- a great bunch of chaps I've known for the best part of 20 years. They put on cracking show games in all sorts of periods often with several thousand figures on the table- see their old games on the Articles and "Hot lead Action" buttonsd on the OGUK website.
Dave Huntley- the Northumbrian Wargamer- see his blog. I've known Dacve for years and hes has some cracking gear and plays and runs some good games- see his French Rev. collection on this blog as well as all the multitude of stuff on his own.
My mate Kelvin Pickup He has a huge Waterloo set up- best opart of 20,000 28mm figures and raises a lot on money for various charities .
Peter Bradford and his group - Their Gettysburg game is great to play and thier Jousting game won Best Participation at Donnington.
and of course Robbie ans the Independent Wargames group. Gawd know how many toys Robbie John and Colin have between them... I think they need to put themselves about a bit more...
All of these chaps nad groups have one thing in common. They do their thing simply because thet like it. None of themm have a commercial axe to grind or product to push and are not in the habit of brown- nosing either.
Frankly I couldn't agree more I know a good few chaps and groups who without a shitpot of cash to throw at the job have produced some cracking games and have fine collections mostly or indeed entirely through their own efforts rather than just ordering it done and then taking the credit or being a commercial outfit and again just ordering it done and taking the credit.
Now my own postion is between two fires as it were but at various times I've done several of these "interviews" and to be honest they can be a bit of a 2 edged sword if you are not careful.
Most recently I did one for an American website who couldn't get it out of his head that I wasn't a "Games Designer" and couldn't really understnad that the soldiers were not solely games markers for some Game I wished to promote... nuff siad.
I did 2 "Interviews" for MW under the previous Editor both were more commercial in nature- one looked at my casting process the other was a sort of History of OGUK but had a good bit of my personal Wargames vies in it
Further back in the 90s I did 2 distinct pieces for Military Iluustrated (a Mag that at its best beat the crap out of all the rest) One on "My Favourite Battle- I chose Edgehill- and another again on the Genesis of Old Glory .
The point here is that you have to be careful- it depends upon the questions. I remember being asked by a Yorkshire TV reporter why all the people at a show (Elvington I think) were male this at the height of PC My answer BTW was something about "Women mostly not being that intrested in Military History but there was no possible objection if they were"-an answer I still stand by incidentally.
So if any aspiring article wrier out ther wants to give such a thing a shot- you listening Robbie??
Here is my personal list of chaps or clubs who fit the bill.
In no order and all of these lads are known to me personally all are Friends so this list is entirely personal
The"Like A stonewall" group based around Mansfield in Notts- a great bunch of chaps I've known for the best part of 20 years. They put on cracking show games in all sorts of periods often with several thousand figures on the table- see their old games on the Articles and "Hot lead Action" buttonsd on the OGUK website.
Dave Huntley- the Northumbrian Wargamer- see his blog. I've known Dacve for years and hes has some cracking gear and plays and runs some good games- see his French Rev. collection on this blog as well as all the multitude of stuff on his own.
My mate Kelvin Pickup He has a huge Waterloo set up- best opart of 20,000 28mm figures and raises a lot on money for various charities .
Peter Bradford and his group - Their Gettysburg game is great to play and thier Jousting game won Best Participation at Donnington.
and of course Robbie ans the Independent Wargames group. Gawd know how many toys Robbie John and Colin have between them... I think they need to put themselves about a bit more...
All of these chaps nad groups have one thing in common. They do their thing simply because thet like it. None of themm have a commercial axe to grind or product to push and are not in the habit of brown- nosing either.
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